and when she answered,

a man asked her if she had a vagina.

The woman slammed the door in disbelief at what the stranger had said.

The following day the same thing happened, so she decided to tell her

husband. The husband was outraged. ‘Tomorrow I won’t go to work,’ he

said. ‘If the man returns and asks if you have a vagina, say yes,

and I will be hiding behind the door.

‘The next day the same man came again,

and when the woman opened the door,

he asked if she had a vagina.

The woman replied, ‘Yes.’

‘Good,’ the man said.

‘Then please tell your husband to stop screwing my wife!