The first few weeks weren’t too
difficult. Things got tougher during
the next couple of weeks, so the wife
wore her dowdiest night clothes and
chewed on garlic before going to bed.

The last couple of weeks were
extremely tough on the husband, so
the wife took to locking the bedroom
door and forcing the husband to sleep
on the couch.

Easter morning finally came. A knock
came on the wife’s bedroom door.