CAPTAIN LINKO

Loving Wife

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a

young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowners wife to the bed the convict gets on top of

her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably

spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a women in years. I saw how he

kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist don’t complain…do

what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This

guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be

strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my

ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any

Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too."

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