Since man ran naked on the veldt he has changed very little. Sure, he’s harnessed fire, built the pyramids, and walked on the moon, but he’s still a caveman at heart. His needs haven’t really changed for thousands of years: food, beer, women.

But how is this compatible with your sophisticated, modern life?

It isn’t! But it can be.

With just a few simple tips you can be the perfect girlfriend, which should make him want to be the perfect boyfriend.