The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line
of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail
of bullets, he dove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I’m recommending you for a medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses! ?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses! "