Since she had go to work the next day, she told the repairman "I’ll leave the key under the doormat.Fix the dishwasher and leave the bill on the counter. I’ll mail you a check..oh by the way, don’t worry about my dog Spike, he won’t bother you. But whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he sees the biggest meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But just as the woman said, the dog just laid there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however was driving him nuts the whole time with his constant, yelling cursing and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn’t take it any longer yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!!! "

To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!!"