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A couple of one liners

One of the last times I was working bar one of the guest sitting around had these on her phone and she shared them with me so I thought I’d share them with you.

If you sleep with a hooker, and don’t pay, is it shoplifting or rape?

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If you don’t get this one, say it out loud: works better that way.

Q: What do gay horses eat?

A: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

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Q: How do you know if the girl you’re dating is too young?

A: You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.

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