"Listen to this," she said.
"There’s a classified ad here where a guy
is offering to swap his wife for a season
ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking
up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you
swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season’s more than half over," he said.