Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. ?How much is that Barbie in the window??, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, ?Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.?

The guy asks, ?Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others??

?That?s obvious,? the assistant states, ?Divorced Barbie comes with Ken?s house, Ken?s car, Ken?s boat, Ken?s furniture??