CAPTAIN LINKO

The Bar


The Bar
A woman walks into a bar and sees a rather handsome looking man seated by himself.. Seizing the chance she goes up to him and starts making conversation
WOMAN: "hey there.. so what have you got drinking there "
MAN: *sighs*… "yeah.. if you really must know its magic beer.. "
WOMAN: "oh yeah.. pshhh what ever.. oh yeah then prove it! "
MAN: *gets up and flies around the room 3 times and sits back down*
WOMAN: "OH MY GOD THATS AMAZING!!!… BARTENDER.. GET ME WHAT EVER THAT MAN IS DRINKING!!!!"
The bartender then hands over the beer, the woman drinks down every last drop.. Takes a run up and jumps out the window plummeting 10 floors to here death.. The bartender then looks at the man.. shaking his head
BARTENDER: "you know what.. you’re such an arse when your drunk, Superman"


lmaolmao

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