STD Clinic Appointment
Going back to when I was a kid I’ve always loved to play jokes on people and i learned to type when I was about 4 and so always had a typewriter and used to send prank letters to people through the mail but they never had the authentic look as they were hand made and typed out….but the dawn of home PC’s, scanners and the interweb changed all that as you can download graphics and print shit out so it looks pretty damn real.
So Odie has/had a friend called Ollie/Olly (I forget the spelling) and for a while we talked about playing a joke on him where we sent him a letter and as I had any amount of real hospital appointment letters I scanned, chopped, downloaded, copied and pasted until I had what looked like a real hospital letterhead.
Olly had been going out with a girl who had quite a reputation and we decided to mail him a letter saying that she had been in for a test and was positive for an STD and as he had been identified as a sexual partner he too should come in and get himself checked out. Well at first he wasn’t too sure if he should believe it or not and so threw it away, but if I remeber correctly his Mother found the letter and said he should go get checked out and he asked Odie what he thought…well as Odie was in on the joke he said that if it was him he’d go get checked out without delay.
And so Olly being the trusting, gullible type that he is went along and had a number of tests carried out….and boy did he have tests, if I remember correctly they stuck something up his jap’s eye and took scrapings and ouch!!!!! :penis:
Anyways, all he had to have done was take the letter and the hospital probably would have told him it was fake, but he didn’t he just went in and said he’d had a letter and was here to be tested…lmao lmao lmao
However, when he got the results back he had a clean bill of health so at least something good had come from it….just not sure that Olly saw it that way..lmao lmao
