A young lady had just visited her doctor, and he informed her that
she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and
had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home,
she felt that she had to share her good news with someone. The
gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the
good news with.

"Sir," she said, "I just received the best news you could ever
imagine. I have to share it with someone, or I’ll bust."

She told him the news that the doctor had told her about being
pregnant. The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience.
He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs.
He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning and all of
his hens had laid eggs. He was so happy, he added, "But
confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially. ..me, too."