The girl behind the counter brings out a fig leaf. He looks at it in disgust and says it isn’t big enough.

She goes into the back and brings out another one. Irondog insists that it still isn’t the right size.

She goes back again and this time brings out the largest fig leaf they offer. Still displeased he says it’s not large enough.

Finally having had enough she says "Why don’t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump buddy!"