Feb 18, 2008
Speeding Mother
My mother has a ?lead foot,? so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Texas. Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to the car.
?I have never been stopped like this before,? she said to the officer.
?What do they usually do, ma’am,? he asked, ?shoot the tires out??
