Bill and John, two lumberjacks, are out cutting timber one cold day when Bill starts to complain about always having chapped lips then notices John never does. "Why don’t you ever have chapped lips?" asked Bill. John answers, "It’s simple-watch…."
John drops his pants, bends over and sticks his finger up his ass, then rubs his finger all over his lips. "Does that keep you from getting chapped lips?" Bill askes, "No" replies John, "but it sure keeps me from licking them!":laugh: