CAPTAIN LINKO

im back !

hey everyone. damn its been a long ass time since ive had the internet!!:shock:
i started a new job about 3 weeks ago as a waitress at famous daves and im making pretty good $$ for once. things are good on the home front too….

so about 6 months ago i had to take my son to the doctor cause he couldnt shit… ever… i mean he went like months litteraly without shitting. how this didnt hurt him i have no idea at all but needless to say it was a problem and he was "shitting" in his pants all the time(his bowles were just leaking) he had no feeling from his body anymore to tell him he needed to go to the bath room ….. so i take him and come to find out hes been really bad constipated for months and months. so the doc puts him on a laxative to completely clean his bowels out…. so one day a about a few weeks later hes like mom i left you a present in the toilet. i was like oh did you finally feel you had to to pooop he said yeah . i say . did you shit alot he laughed and said ohhh yeah …so i get up and go to the bathroom to see what he did and holy hell it was the biggest turd i ever seen in my life:shock::shock:
so i stood there in shook thinking theres no way this thing just came out of a 8 year olds body lol. i had to call the hubby to take a look ..then i had the thought ..i have to take a pic of this to show on mortys!!!:laugh:
so in true mortys fashion heres the monster turd!(after all morty has took a pic of his a time or two … and i think this will put his to shame lol and most every guy on here :mrgreen:) (hes daone a few since then even bigger around. i still dont know how they come out of his ass!! lol

this thing stuck up out of the water and i couldnt tell you how far down the hole it went lol i dont know why i felt like i had to share this with you guys but there it is.:laugh:
ahh its good to be back…..

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