REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent……………………………….12 Calories
Without her consent……………………….2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands……………………………. 8 Calories
With one hand……………………………..12 Calories
With your teeth ……………………………485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………………………..6 Calories
Without an erection………………………3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary…………………………………. ….12 Calories
69 lying down………………………………..78 Calories
69 standing up……………………………..812 Calories
Wheelbarrow……………………………….21 6 Calories
Doggy Style………………………………..326 Calories
Italian chandelier……………………..2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real………………………………………1 12 Calories
Fake……………………………………1,31 5 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………………………..18 Calories
Getting up immediately……………………..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years…………………………………36 Calories
30-39 years…………………………………80 Calories
40-49 years………………………………..124 Calories
50-59 years……………………………..1,972 Calories
60-69 years……………………………..7,916 Calories
70 and over……………………Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly……………………………………32 Calories
In a hurry…………………………………98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door……….5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door……….13,521 Calories