Feb 10, 2008
The Farmer and the Tourist
A tourist got out of her car while driving a scenic road in Australia. There sat a farmer having a smoko watching over his cattle.
She said "Farmer, I say farmer, I notice all your cows and bulls here have horns except that brown one over there. Why doesn’t that cow have horns farmer?
The farmer replied in a slow Australian drawl
"Well there can many reasons why a cow might not have horns …
Some breeds of cow never grow horns … some cows won’t grow horns till after they’ve calved … and yet other cows grow horns and then they just fall off … at a certain age … or due to their diet … or maybe a shock. …
But the reason that particular cow doesn’t have any horns … … is because its a bloody horse."
She said "Farmer, I say farmer, I notice all your cows and bulls here have horns except that brown one over there. Why doesn’t that cow have horns farmer?
The farmer replied in a slow Australian drawl
"Well there can many reasons why a cow might not have horns …
Some breeds of cow never grow horns … some cows won’t grow horns till after they’ve calved … and yet other cows grow horns and then they just fall off … at a certain age … or due to their diet … or maybe a shock. …
But the reason that particular cow doesn’t have any horns … … is because its a bloody horse."
