This is a payback for all the dumb"blonde" women jokes.
Dumb Men Jokes
1. What do you name a book with all blank pages? "Everything Men Know About Women"
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. A man can screw anything.
3. How does a man prepare for a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don’t have balls to scratch.
5. What’s a mans idea of foreplay? Thirty minutes of begging.
6. How can you tell when a man is sexually excited? He’s breathing.
7. What’s the best place for an ex-husbands picture? On a milk carton.
8. What’s the difference between Government Bonds and men? Bonds mature.
9. How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
10. What do men and beer bottles have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up.
11. How can you tell if a man is happy or not? Who cares?
12. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows?….It’s never happened.
13. Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are always taken and the ones left are all handicapped.
14. What’s a man’s idea of helping with the house work? Lifting his legs so a woman can vacuum under his feet.
15. What’s the difference between E.T. and a man? E.T. called home.
16. What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hotdog and a six pack.
17. What does a man like best about a woman? Her younger sister.
18. Why do men snore so much? They’re scared they might talk in their sleep.
19. Why do women take so much crap off men? Their mother taught them to be kind to animals.