CAPTAIN LINKO

My new life as a monkey!

Hey all! First I would like to thank all of my new family for being so supportive and caring! I have said it once, and will probably say it again, I LOVE IT HERE!
Everyone has been GREAT:biggrin:. Lots of laughs that I need right now!
OK, When I first signed up to be a member,I didn’t realize I would become a monkey(not that it’s a problem!) Under my name I noticed that I was a "newbie spermie". Well I thought that was funny, then I did some posting on some of the forums. I was having so much fun and one day I became a "monkey baby". WHOOHOO ,no longer am I a spermie!lol So I continue to post comments, jokes, whatever and this morning I looked up and no longer am I a baby monkey…I’m a "Butt Scratcher!" lmao! I didn’t know what to think. You can’t see me. How did you know? Is there a web cam I didn’t know about? Well I’m here to tell you…If your butt itches, you scratch it! A monkey has to do what a monkey has to do…SCRATCH! lmao:laugh:! Now that I’m a butt scratcher, where does my monkey life go to next! Guess I’ll have to post more to find out how I grow up! Thanks for all the laughs! and comments! I love you all, my twisted monkey family! Until next time…….bye:monkey:

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