‘I would like a Sprite,’
Said the first little piggy.

‘I would like a Coke,’
Said the second little piggy.

‘I want beer,

Lots and lots of beer,’
Said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out
And the waiter took their
Orders for dinner.

‘I want a nice big steak,’
Said the first piggy.

‘I would like the salad plate,’
Said the second piggy.

‘I want beer,

Lots and lots of beer,’
Said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out
And a while later the waiter
approached the table and
asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

‘I want a banana split,’
Said the first piggy.

‘I want a cheesecake,’
Said the second piggy.

‘I want beer,
Lots and lots of beer,’
Exclaimed the third little piggy.

‘Pardon me for asking,’

Said the waiter to the
Third little piggy,’

But why have you only
Ordered beer all evening?’

The third piggy says -

‘Well, somebody
Has to go
‘Wee, wee, wee,
All the way home!