So I was out and about early this morning picking up some items for my jobsite. I am having what we call a "Topping Out Party" next Thursday and a lot of VIP’s from the company I work for are going to be there as well as our client. So anyhow, I was out doing my thing and decided that regardless what my wife and I have said about NOT buying anything for each other this year for Christmas…..I was in search of a little something just for her.

Now before any of the women on here start to think "Oh what a sweet man he is!"

You better read on…………..as everyone who is involved on MTW knows, I have a real problem with the local bible thumper that stands on the corner singing songs and has these stupid neon signs out proclaiming "Jesus as our Father"…………we have had more than one run-in and I have even taken one of his signs and thrown it into the back of my truck and drove off with it in the past.

If memory serves me well I think Morty even posted a little video of this idiot when he was out to help me one time.
This guy just rubs me the wrong way for some reason and today we crossed paths yet again.

I pulled up to a corner not far from my house and was turning right when out of the corner of my eye I see dipshit pulling his signs out of his truck and setting them up next to stop light. One was pink…………the other was bright yellow…………sorry I didn’t have my camera with me otherwise I would have a picture to show you……….anyways, I started to shake my head and then decided that I had to say something to him. Down goes the window and I yell out to him………"Don’t you have anything better to do than act like an idiot on the side of the road and preach to people that don’t want to hear it……….not to mention the fact that you have these stupid signs that don’t mean shit distracting people as they drive?"

He says something to the effect that maybe I need saved :laugh::laugh:
it was at this point that I figure he and I need to talk face to face so I go around the corner and park next to his truck to have a little chat with him.

Now honestly, I had no intention of being mean nor did I want to get physical with this idiot but the minute that I got out of my truck and walked towards him I could tell that maybe I should just turn around and leave……….yea right, me walk away from an arguement:laugh:
He walks right up to me and starts preaching and telling me that God will save me and that if I don’t change my ways I will go straight to Hell. I then proceed to tell him that signs on the corner and singing don’t make him a better person………..in fact all they make him is a distraction to other people with better things to do than listen to his BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
It was somewhere about now that he and I are standing face to chest………he is not that tall………when the local cops show up and proceed to ask me to step away from him and have a seat on the curb. "Absolutly not" I think was my response……I had every right to say what was on my mind and why should he be the first one they talk to?

Well the young cop that was talking to me somewhat took offense to my response and pulled a can of what I think was mace and again told me to have a seat. Now I know that it sounds as if I maybe was a little hostel but damn it, I wasn’t doing anything wrong but I did finally sit down and waited my turn. Jesus freak proceeded to just twist everything around as to what we were talking about and before I knew it I had handcuffs on me and was being read my rights:shock:

They took me to the patrol car, sat me inside and then chatted with him for what seemed like 30 minutes. Finally they came and let me out and took the cuffs off and told me to not pick on him anymore. It was about now that I told them that I had every right to show my beliefs and disagree with him the same way. They told me that if I didn’t like what he had to say to just ignore him. Well as we were talking and I was getting a little more pissed by the second, the most perfect thing happened…………..some car slammed into another one right in front of us :laugh::laugh::laugh:
The cops hurried over to see if anyone was injured and lucky for everyone no one was hurt. I asked the driver of the car that had hit the other one if he was trying to read the sign that Jesus freak had sitting there and he actually said he was!!!!!!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

So as usual…….I have some smart ass remark to make which almost landed me back in cuffs but they had their hands full and told me to just leave.

Religion belongs in church…………Not on the street corner!!!!!!!!!!