and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat

it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were

eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their

dad for the clue.

Well, he said, ‘It’s what mommy calls me sometimes’.

The little girl screams to her brother ‘Don’t eat it, it’s an

asshole…’