The Madam was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: " Well Madam, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase.
"The first one, I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria, "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh"

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam:( very upset now ) "Did the Master say that as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE—-