Dec 12, 2007
Brunette one-liners…..
WHAT’S BLACK ANDBLUEAND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
No one else wants it.
So brunettes can remember them.
Invisible.
A hostage
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT’S THE
REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?No one else wants it.
WHY
ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A
ROOMFULL OF BLONDES?Invisible.
WHAT’S A BRUNETTE’S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
WHY DIDN’T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING
MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?A hostage
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
\Fisher Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache
