An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means "Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.") The man shouts back: "I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You’ll get more." lmaolmao