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One Liners ………

TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?

NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.

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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??

Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT??

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Why do men masturbate?

Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?

Because women have four lips and men have two heads!

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